Blame for Africa’s modern-day ills can be laid squarely at the feet of two oppressors: white people and black people. Europeans’ systematic rape of sub-Saharan Africa’s resources, territory, and slaves cast the continent into centuries of misery. But when colonialism collapsed in the mid 20th century, many local black leaders thought, ‘Hmmm….if the white man [...]
And God said: Let there be light & there was light but not in my village. All we got were candles, kerosene & Lamps. The lucky ones got GENERATORS. Please download a free copy of the book at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/258394 It’s very entertaining! Thanks!
Professor Chris Idzikowski, director of the Sleep Assessment and Advisory Service, has analysed six common sleeping positions – and found that each sleep position is linked to a particular personality type. Thinker: Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they [...]
Guests and fish Begin to smell After three days This haiku can be applicable to life relationships driving parenting parties “hanging out” You name it *Think about it
See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we’ve all heard? See answers below. 1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous. 2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. 3. Surveillance should precede salutations 4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity 5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal [...]
Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.” I am entering” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do? ” First [...]
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 [...]
FOREWARD Disclaimer: The characters and illustrations in this book bear no resemblance or links to any person living, dead, or cartooned. Any resemblance between the characters in this book, to anyone or anything dead or undead, is a miracle. Furthermore, I’m merely a lazy reporter and “rearranger.” Yes, I plagiarized. Actually, I did my research, [...]
THAT MEANS YOU Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 3 Kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day [...]
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? Why is lemon juice made with artificial [...]
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter ‘f’ …fuck is the only word referred to as ‘the f word… It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. [...]
June 2012: Verbal Intellectualism Murder I usually open with a narrative of the ensuing verbal interactions but this particular encounter needs no introduction. Murder she wrote indeed. StudebakerLover58: It is my belief, my assertion, that the style and voice of Stephen King’s writing, is roughly equal parts Ernest Hemingway, H.P. Lovecraft, William Faulkner and [...]
Blame for Africa’s modern-day ills can be laid squarely at the feet of two oppressors: white people and black people. Europeans’ systematic rape of sub-Saharan Africa’s resources, territory, and slaves cast the continent into centuries of misery. But when colonialism collapsed in the mid 20th century, many local black leaders thought, ‘Hmmm….if the white man [...]
And God said: Let there be light & there was light but not in my village. All we got were candles, kerosene & Lamps. The lucky ones got GENERATORS. Please download a free copy of the book at https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/258394 It’s very entertaining! Thanks!
Professor Chris Idzikowski, director of the Sleep Assessment and Advisory Service, has analysed six common sleeping positions – and found that each sleep position is linked to a particular personality type. Thinker: Those who curl up in the foetus position are described as tough on the outside but sensitive at heart. They may be shy when they [...]
Guests and fish Begin to smell After three days This haiku can be applicable to life relationships driving parenting parties “hanging out” You name it *Think about it
See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we’ve all heard? See answers below. 1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous. 2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate. 3. Surveillance should precede salutations 4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity 5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal [...]
Snow White, Pinocchio, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.” I am entering” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do? ” First [...]
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 [...]
FOREWARD Disclaimer: The characters and illustrations in this book bear no resemblance or links to any person living, dead, or cartooned. Any resemblance between the characters in this book, to anyone or anything dead or undead, is a miracle. Furthermore, I’m merely a lazy reporter and “rearranger.” Yes, I plagiarized. Actually, I did my research, [...]
THAT MEANS YOU Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 3 Kg potato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day [...]
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’? Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? Why is lemon juice made with artificial [...]
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the English words that begin with the letter ‘f’ …fuck is the only word referred to as ‘the f word… It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. [...]
June 2012: Verbal Intellectualism Murder I usually open with a narrative of the ensuing verbal interactions but this particular encounter needs no introduction. Murder she wrote indeed. StudebakerLover58: It is my belief, my assertion, that the style and voice of Stephen King’s writing, is roughly equal parts Ernest Hemingway, H.P. Lovecraft, William Faulkner and [...]
